chickensandwich:

i’m just wondering why

How to blow a bubble:

tautoou:

shattered-mirr0rs:

thebestlolz:

Step 1: First go like this

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Step 2: Spin around

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Step 3: STOP!

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Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!

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Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!

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Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!

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Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.

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Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.

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Step 9: THEN…!

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Thats how i do it….

i have been waiting 50 years for this post

perfect

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bleedeverywhere:

damarab0t:

bleedeverywhere:

who the fuck is in my house 

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IF THIS GETS NOTES I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU

(Source: gerardvorpos)

ostracizedpoodle:

lol you’re a vegan… so you’ve never had s*x?

shinymagikarp-et:

i seen you like my selfie..wanna have sex now or…?

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